Double Standard like a Bitchhhh
:I I literally can’t put on thighhighs or bralet crop tops because when I wear it it’s too sexually provocative but when thin tall girls wear it it’s just plain fashionable. Fuqq my life sorry that I’m built like a Spanish woman CAUSE I AM ONE. Fucking whatever man. Guess I’ll go wear a smock or a damn labcoat.
Partying on New Year's Eve?
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Funny Story Before Bed
When I was younger and I was trying to learn how to skate, (mind you I’m horrifically uncoordinated and practically talentless), I was “training” at this empty parking lot near my house. Now when I say skate I mean like on skates, and its was the quads cause no, I can’t inline skate to save my unfortunate soul. And if you’ve ever seen skates that are quads...
simplicityisideal: The Stroke by Billy Squier ...
Christmas List for Next Year//Babbling Again
Needy enough to already have a few things on this list. Sailor Moon Complete Volume Set New Camera New Tattoo (aside from the ones I’ll get from now till then) And some motherfuckin’ Oreo Truffles And I don’t want to hear that smartass shit about the world ending 3 days prior fuck you. I’m just saying I think some hint would have swung our way by now. You know the...
Overly nice and generic girls scare the living crap out of me. Don’t know why, they just do. Not like a “I’m going to hide under my bed and cry myself to sleep.” kinda way, but a “Shiver me timbers wtf is you deal lady.” kinda way. You know the ones that talk about being happy, living life to the fullest. Live. Love. and Laughter is all over their damn bio n...
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