March 2011
Sex Life
Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows
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Yeahhh then they ask what you're laughing at when they are clearly making tits of themselves... Iv given up trying to be serious with them now, I usually just take the piss when they throw a bitch fit :')
Lols, same. Found that reasoning with them through logic is like trying to teach a chicken calculus; impossible. So I let them make their faces, looking like Quasimodo with a damn wedgie.
Sounds just like my dad... except he goes purple so keeping a straight face is about as easy as juggling, while riding a unicycle on a treadmill.
hahaha, props to you if you have ever once kept a straight face. I’ve been there a plethora of times. It’s horrible because you get yelled at for laughing even though clearly they’re making the most ridiculous face ever.
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My mom does this thing where she will stare at you until you’re forced to notice her. You have no clue how hard it is to keep a straight face and not look at her so she’ll go away. It’s like a damn western standoff for a solid 5 minutes. Fuckin’ damn.
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