The work uniform will ban all khaki’s punishable by death. (Serious) And you must wear +3 inch heels. Unless you’re male, in which case metro pointed dress shoes are perfectly acceptable. Also if you can’t grow a beard GET OUT. We don’t employ your kind ‘round here ya hear. And I will say those words to you with a piece of hay in my mouth. Neon Fridays, and Animal Print Mondays. At some point during the summer months we’ll have a Tiki Tuesday and we’ll go to work in bikinis and drink girly fruit malt drinks with little umbrellas in them. No flip flops allowed, wedges/sandles are ok. I’ll be the coolest/strangest/most communist boss EVER.