If I ever have a business

The work uniform will ban all khaki’s punishable by death. (Serious) And you must wear +3 inch heels. Unless you’re male, in which case metro pointed dress shoes are perfectly acceptable. Also if you can’t grow a beard GET OUT. We don’t employ your kind ‘round here ya hear. And I will say those words to you with a piece of hay in my mouth. Neon Fridays, and Animal Print Mondays. At some point during the summer months we’ll have a Tiki Tuesday and we’ll go to work in bikinis and drink girly fruit malt drinks with little umbrellas in them. No flip flops allowed, wedges/sandles are ok. I’ll be the coolest/strangest/most communist boss EVER.

tagged as: too late at night. there should be a closing time for tumblr. no coherent thought to be found. pie.

  1. paperskin posted this

23/3/2012 . 2 notes . Reblog